*interrupts your wedding vows*
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
KYLE MASSEY IS ON CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES IM DYINg OH MY GOd
cory isn’t the only one in the house……
THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF TELEVISION EVER
"sorry im reblogging my selfie again to tag it omg im sorry :/"
maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ