mozzarella sticks

needyboy:

anyone supporting and wearing toms gets an instant block unfollow and i will paypal u 5 dollars for some soap for ur feet

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

ursorum:

Doctor Who the hell cares 

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

waggington:

people make fun of the elderly for how they use the internet but at least my grandma isn’t a superwholockian

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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lambhoof:

“Your homework is a self portrait”
*draws a cool shark*